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Ripleys and the wax museum is good. The plantation restaurant wasn't very good.

My absolute favorite part of Branson is Andy's frozen custard. Our last trip, we went there each night. It was good! The Branson landing is good, but crowded.

There is a lot of neat things on the walk away.